I think one of the reasons I always hated Rosh Hashanah is because for years I thought the rabbi was telling me I had to blow the chauffeur. No wonder so many people wanted to drive me to temple.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
That's Not My Card...
Friday, July 24, 2009
That's Not Gravy...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
So, I Was Bored...
Friday, July 10, 2009
I'm Seriously Considering...
Thursday, July 09, 2009
The Real Tragedy...
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Carl Kassell's Voice...
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
A Lot Of People Think...
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Unthinkable...
I don’t like it when they use the word ‘unthinkable’ on those reality cop shows. Like when cops pull over a guy and the voice over is, “and then the guy did the unthinkable” and the guy shoots the cop. That’s totally thinkable. I think they should save ‘unthinkable’ for things that truly are. Like, if a cop pulls over a guy and the guy vomits up a Right Said Fred boxed set. That would be unthinkable.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
I Really Don't See...
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
This Landlord...
Saturday, June 06, 2009
I Realized...
Friday, June 05, 2009
Just Tired...
Friday, May 29, 2009
It's Very Difficult...
The Next Person...
The next person who uses the phrase "I love me some..." is getting kicked in the nuts.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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