Unthinkable...

I don’t like it when they use the word ‘unthinkable’ on those reality cop shows. Like when cops pull over a guy and the voice over is, “and then the guy did the unthinkable” and the guy shoots the cop. That’s totally thinkable. I think they should save ‘unthinkable’ for things that truly are. Like, if a cop pulls over a guy and the guy vomits up a Right Said Fred boxed set. That would be unthinkable.

I Really Don't See...

I really don't see all that many elderly midgets. I think the phrase oughta be, 'only the good and midgets die young'.

I Can't Believe...

I can't believe I can't find one person who wants to go to the Snow/Ini Kamoze concert with me.

Terry Fox...

Terry Fox was a douchebag and I'm glad he's dead.

This Landlord...

This landlord's prices are insaaaane.
Or...
When I called to ask about the square footage, he began singing what he referred to as 'the testicle song'.

I Realized...

I realized just how complicated I am when I found myself downloading both porn and Coraline at the same time.

Just Tired...

I wouldn't say my bowels were irritable... maybe just moody.
I think once they have a nap, they'll be fine.