Friday, May 29, 2009

Is It Wrong...

Is it wrong to masturbate to episodes of Reba? I'm gonna think about giving that up.

It's Very Difficult...

It's very difficult to put together an AVN Awards office pool. It takes real finesse to ask the HR lady who she thinks is gonna win best cumshot.

The Next Person...

The next person who uses the phrase "I love me some..." is getting kicked in the nuts.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Haiku I Stole...

To express oneself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic